A long, long time.
(Context: Tor.com is often mistaken for TOR, which is an acronym for The Onion Router, which is an unrelated service that anonymizes online browsing behavior. Many who are trying to hide their activity from the government/their employer/anyone instead end up finding an N. K. Jemisin short story, or an article about The Wheel of Time. As per the XKCD strip from today, Tor.com is truly not the best source for your online security needs.)
Someone (who isn’t Cory Doctorow) had to do it. We’re glad it was you, XKCD. You can see the full strip here!